Sunday, 29 April 2012
Whole Again
Maki
has finally arrived! I picked her up from the airport yesterday and
it's felt like forever since we've seen each other. It's a good
feeling, but also a very strange one as it's hard to connect this
life and my life in London. It's like she's been cut and paste into
my life here, my two worlds have collided, making it all seem
evermore more real. Maki is adjusting to life here too and I know
she feels like she's just here on Holiday, as I did when I first
arrive. It's good to have her here though and I think she'll be
welcome of the break from all the stress of organisation before
leaving (Thanks to all those who helped her out). Although she's
currently as I'm typing stressed about what rubbish goes in which
bin, cursing the confusing Japanese recycling system. Welcome home
honey. But we have stuffed our selves with wonderful Japanese food
today, so there are ups and there are downs.
It's a local Izakaya for local people...
Went
back to my friendly local Izakaya for nomukai (Work drinks) with some
of my teachers. It was rather surreal to see some of them in relaxed
mode. One teacher was knocking back the sake like water and was
rolling around within an hour. I found this rather odd as people
seemed to ignore him. I think in the UK people would try and get
them to slow down or at the very least make fun of them. Another one
of the teachers seemed very much the life and soul of the party and a lot tried their best to speak English to include me! A good
night had by all.
Sunday, 22 April 2012
Stuff that wouldn't happen in England
Leaving
my laptop on my desk and it still being there when I come back.
Getting
school kids to clean the school at the end of the day.
Me
putting a large poster about London in the school hallway with a
picture of myself on it and no one drawing on a moustache (Although
it's still early days).
Getting
people to not only separate all their recycling, but to allow only
certain types of recycling rubbish once a week and make people to
take their rubbish to a centre place away from their homes.
Getting
schools kids to fetch their food from the canteen, serve it out and
clean it all aways afterwards with no throwing of food, leaving of
plates and without apparently moaning!
Getting
students to eat the healthy food they have carried and served without sneeking in chocolates or crisps.
Having
different shoes for inside, outside, the gym and the toilet, and
getting everyone to use them.
Saying
“Ok, ok, ok.” When you've really no idea what I'm tell you!
Grrrr!
Allowing very small children to make there way by themselves to and from school.
Allowing very small children to make there way by themselves to and from school.
Saturday, 21 April 2012
Driving in Japan
In Japan they drive on the same side of the road as in
the UK, so I have no problems there. But there are a few strange things about driving here. On the one hand
they drive slow and I mean really slow. I haven't seen a speed limit
over 50kmph (31mph) yet, and in some cases the speed limit is 20kmph
(12mph)! But traffic lights are something of an oddity. Japanese
people seem to be ok with squeezing through those red lights, which
at first glance seems very counter intuitive for the strongly law
abiding population. However, from what I understand, it's part of
that famous Japanese efficiency. They know there is a little delay
between the lights changing and rather than wasting this time, they
trend to try and maximise each extra second. Obviously, I don't
advise anyone to run a red light though.
Drink
driving is Japan is a major no-no and the limit is zero. You drink
and drive, and I mean just half a glass, and you could be facing a
fine equal to 6 months wages or a 5 year prison sentence. They don't
just throw the book at you, they throw the whole library.
Wednesday, 18 April 2012
Externalising and Songs
I've
noticed something very strange is happening to me. Maybe it's
because I'm on my own, or maybe it's because 99% of people have not
idea what I'm saying (And visa-versa), but I have developed an
external monolog! I'm talking to myself, the same most people would
just think to themselves. “Oh, I'd better go to the conbini
(Convenience Store) before it shuts to get some milk” I would say
to myself. And I was talking to myself about the next days lesson
plans as I wondered through the dark streets to obtain my milk. It
only became apparent to me what I was doing when I realised too late
there was a man walking towards me, close enough to hear my mental,
foreign ramblings. They say talking to yourself if the first sign of
madness. I say it's the second. The first is moving to Japan.
I
think my mental state has not been aided by the fact I've been
listening to the same children's song over and over and over again,
in an attempt to learn it for tomorrows lesson. I keep getting the
damn things stuck in my head, so when I'm lying there awake at night,
in the dark, all I can think of are these children's songs on loop in
my head.
Saturday, 14 April 2012
After the Rain...
It
rained heavily the other day, none stop all day. Just as I finished
work it stopped and there was an odd smell in the air, almost a
tropical, warm and humid feeling. The mountains around the school
began smoking as steam rose out and around the landscape to form
halo's around the mountains. The sky looked very dramatic and it was
truly a beautiful sight. The photo really don't do it justice. This
feeling of being somewhere unique, somewhere different, is a feeling
I thought I had lost, but it's great to feel it again. It sounds
cheesy, but it makes me feel alive and happy to have the opportunity
to have such an experience.
Coach John-san
I
mentioned to my Kocho-sensei that I played basketball in England and
coached as well and I was wondering if I could join in the club
activities after school. He was over the moon with the idea and gave
me free rain to coach the team for the evening. It was a group of
2nd year girl and even though they were small they all had such
tenacity. I was very impressed with their skills, but I'm seriously
unfit and I'm gonna' ache tomorrow. But it's a good ache, sort of.
I need to get fit, I cannot keep up with these youngsters any more!
Lesson Time
Nervous,
yes. But I was also prepared. My first lesson went really well and
I felt I had a real connection with the kids. I really enjoyed it
and I hope every lesson is as entertaining. I went in with real
energy, the home room teacher (HRT) was excellent to work with and I
now look forward to my next lesson with confidence.
Score
I
went to the supermarket and hit the jackpot. I found out that if you
buy sushi in the evening after about 8, they put these little
stickers on them that mean half price! And I found green tea
flavoured soft Oreo cookies and for those of you who don't know, I
love green tea flavoured stuff and I love Oreo cookies, truly a
winning combination. And I found loads of other green tea flavoured
goodies as well.
My First Day at School
Those
are words I never though I would be uttering again since I left
school, let alone 3 times in one week. Everyone is very welcoming
and while the teachers have been busy, I really haven't had much to
do in the last week other than prepare. The head teachers at all my
schools have been the most friendly and I've really enjoyed talking
with them. Each school started with an entry ceremony for the new
students; a fairly formal affair with military style movements,
singing, bowing and children wearing clothes that are far to big for
them (I assume it's so they will grow into them).
It's the Bread-Man!
Last
week I heard this organ music coming from a van in the street, I
thought it was just going round playing music but it was there for a
while. By the time I got out there he was gone. This week he came
again. So I went out to look what was going on. He was selling
break and pastries from the side of his tiny van. Eclairs to mochi,
danishes to loaves, he was telling me about everything and explained
that the loaves were different flavours! I brought one that was
'English Tea' flavoured (Well, I had to didn't I) and it was actually
really nice. Needs some milk though.
ALT BBQ
Last
Sunday I went to a BBQ Hanami (Picnic under Cherry Blossom teas,
literally translated as Flower-Looking) party at Tsuyama Castle in
the a park, surrounded by Sakura (Cherry Blossom) trees. Its a shame
the flowers weren't quite out, but I got to meet loads of other ALTs
and English teachers, as well as other Japanese people. Going back
next Sunday to take photos with the flowers out though. Stay tuned
for Hanami photos!
Wednesday, 4 April 2012
I know where you live!
I went to my local Izakaya (Japanese version of a pub) last night for some
food and to get to know the locals. Everyone was very inviting but
it was a little odd they knew me by name. I figured it was just
because it's a small town so word gets around. However, they then
brought up more facts about me, I'm from London, I play basketball
and I have a Japanese wife. I ask how they knew so much about me and
was handed the paper below:
It's a
village newspaper and there is a whole article about me with all me,
with all my details. My previous job, my age and quite worrying that
I play the sanshin. I only ever said I was learning to play the
sanshin, so I hope they don't have one somewhere!
I had
a great chat with the locals though and accidentally ordered way too
food, but it was all so great I had to finish it. There was an old
man at the other end of the bar who was giving off some weird vibes,
but at the end of the night he offered to pay my bill and although I
begged not to, he was very insistent. He was also rather drunk and
kept hugging me. All in all, a good night.
Monday, 2 April 2012
Dance is Timemachine
It's
not fun being illiterate and I intend to learn as much Japanese as
fast as I possibly can (Although I still will need to prepare for
lessons and all the other things my day to day life entails). But
when you live in Japan as a westerner, your eyes are drawn to any English text in the
hope that you can make sense of something. The Japanese
normally only use English text so it looks cool and 90 percent of the
time its serious weird and/or funny. I have already seen an 'Excellent
Book Store', a bin marked 'Others' with no other bin around it and my
favourite below, Dance is Timemachine! It says it all really.
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